What is Porch Face?
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when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.
As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.
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Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppieswho made their own awful-looking web pages.
"I just..
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to go really really fast.
he was running murderfast...