What is Porch Face?
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when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.
As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.
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Males having sex with young dead male animals while they area on fire.
After seeing what he did to that animal, Sue realized her boyfri..
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The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
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