Porch Face

What is Porch Face?


1.

when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.

As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.

See stink eye, down syndrome, baller status


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