What is Porch Face?
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when there is no sun out in mid-afternoon, yet to bright to look at people without squinting one eye, and making yourself look ridiculous. Often aquired on porches.
As chelsea told me a story, i couldnt take her seriously cause she had total porch face.
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Vomit, throw up, be sick.
puke your ring, heuwee, do a Jackson Pollock, drive the porcelain bus to pukesville.
Man I shouldn't ha..
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When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.
The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.
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the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.
'I woke up to ..
