Porch Light

What is Porch Light?

Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.

Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.

"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"

See shit disturber, troublesome, unwanted, idiot, outcast

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