Porch Llama

What is Porch Llama?

One whose obesity levels are off the charts, and sit around all day eating hay on the front or back porch. The epitome of uselessness

Oh man, she is such a porch llama.

See llama, porch, useless, obese, fat

Numb Fuck

1. where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitori..

Monol

1. A very stupid or unintelligent person. Edgardo always screws up... he is such a Monol!..

Offered

1. A boy that is a male hoe. i.e he will sex any girl dat boy is so offered..

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