Porch Mama

What is Porch Mama?

A mother who yells, shouts, or screams out commands to her kids from her porch or deck.

She's a porch mama. She just sits on her ass barking out orders.

Sbash

1. Noun/Adjective. A lazy, American interpretation of the french name "Sebastien", shortened to use as little effort as possible...

Vegesticles

1. A scrotum containing two testicles that hangs out of a female vagina. Your mom had a large set of vegtesticles..

Utilafeet

1. The use of ones feet as all purpose or utility limbs, often done by an individual who has lost their arms or hands or use of their limbs..

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