What is Porch Monkey Pie?
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A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.
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