What is Porch People?
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People who spend their time sitting on their front porch all day. Their porches are outfitted with family room type furniture and sometime even a refrigerator. These people will resist all forms of exercise and personal hygiene. Porch people's main forms of entertainment are the arrival of the ice cream man, watching the bug zapper at work, and Nascar events.
"Hey look at those porch people swarming that ice cream truck"
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When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
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Someone preferably a skeezer, that is willing to climb 80 flights of stairs for unzipped sex.
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