What is Porch Swinging Liquor Pig?
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noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.
Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.
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to masterbate while on the toilet
'wheres john and whats that noise?'
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'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes ..
