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a single tear streaming down your face
"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*
See tear, cry, weenie, baby, man..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)
I'm going down Split Ends to get myknob scratched...