What is Porchegese Breakfeast?

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Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take

the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.

Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

See guess, pussy, breakfeast, blumpkins
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