Porcupotamus

What is Porcupotamus?

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The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

See hippopotamus, porcupine, chimera, creature, beast, animal

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The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

See hippopotamus, porcupine, chimera, creature, beast, animal
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