Pordage Edit Meaning

1. Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers. "Cor blimey, he's a right nerd turd burglar!"..

1. To perform and receive oral sex on a dock, preferably resulting in lost articles of clothing into the water by both parties. She totall..

1. Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob. Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girl..