What is Porf?
1.
Pile Of Red Flags. When a prospective romantic interest indicates numerous signs or "red flags" that they are not fit to date.
"He said he's been unemployed for a year, tried to light his parents house on fire, and was once arrested for hitting his ex-girlfriend - total PORF, man. I paid the check and fled the restaurant."
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2.
A contraction of
My boss caught me porfing at work the other day. I think I'll just go home and porf from now on.
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v. The act of discarding a can, bottle or other container of beer before the contents have been completely consumed often due to the consumer's inexperience with drinking beer.
n. A can, bottle or other container of beer that has been discarded before the contents have been completely consumed often due to the consumer's inexperience with drinking beer.
v. "Guy, you porfed that one, what is wrong with you?"
n. "Guy, look at all these porfs next to where Frates was sitting last night."
4.
A homophobic, straight male who is self-absorbed, spoiled, closed-minded and characterized by closeted racism, sexism, lookism, heterosexism, creedism, ableism, ageism and/or classism and an unhealthy desire to view violent pornography, especially lesbian fetishes.
With his general disrespect towards women, George can be such a porf.
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A word to be used as a substitute of any other adjective, verb, or noun, not unlike "smurf." "Porf" can be used to describe anything but the most common uses are of either, semen, excrement, genitals, anything relating to the crotch area in general, or anything sexual.
You just porfing porfed her all over her porf!
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1) A person that twitches and has an unusual mind.
2) A tall, ogre look-a-like, white person that needs to find a better place so he will feel needed.
Hey, Jason aka Porf is not cool, i heard he wants to leave because no one wants him.
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Name For a Badass mofo who pwns all the rest
Hey PoRf Whats up?
