What is Porg?
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Person Of Restricted Growth
I am 5 foot tall.
hahahaha you porg
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A native of the planet Porg, most notable for their diminuative stature.
Porg's are never more than five feet tall.
Uber-Porgs are never more than four feet, six inches tall.
S/he is really tiny, a total Porg.
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Person of restricted growth
Describes small people. He/she is a PORG
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Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.
Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)
Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.
He was really hot in his mug shot, it wasnt until i met him i realised he was a fecking porg!
I walked in and heard someone calling my name.
I couldnt see anyone, until i heard "down here", and there he was.. all 5 foot of him.I was horrified.
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Person of reduced growth. A short person that no one likes. Good nickname for fat ugly midgets or just midgets.
"Come here porg" or more likely "go away porg"
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