Pork Basting

What is Pork Basting?


1.

v. The act of blowing a loadall over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that hefferfor the amazing BJso I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

2.

the practice of cookery, where you slowly add the nectar of ones large pork loin unto ones self to make one as crispy as an anorexic in the sun wearing keratin oil factor zero.

my you look crispy, is that the pork basting technique you've used or did you just rub liquid spam on your shoulders??

See pork, loin, ham


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