What is Pork Oil?
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Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.
Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.
I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.
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An nasty and unattractive girl.
I saw her at the races thinking she was all that, but she's really only a fatty pancake.
See ugly..
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referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.
"Hey would you bang Sheila?"
"No..
