Pork Oil

What is Pork Oil?

1.

Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.

Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......

Lamb oil - found in the pubes,

Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot

Bacon & onion oil - armpits

Chicken oil - hair!

Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.

I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.

See pork, porkey, sebum
25

Random Words:

Jailbreak
1. to crack an iPhone so it can run 3rd party programs. just like how you were able to install other programs w/ PSP noob: dude, u gotta u..
Read more
Obby Gobby
1. unbelievably sloppy, dirty, messy, or just plain filthy. don't be such an obby gobby!..
Read more
Zotted
1. Something that is zotted is broken, dead or screwed over. This term is usually applied to computer parts. 1: I ran memtest86, and sure ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free