Pork Oil

What is Pork Oil?

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Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.

Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......

Lamb oil - found in the pubes,

Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot

Bacon & onion oil - armpits

Chicken oil - hair!

Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.

I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.

See pork, porkey, sebum
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