What is Pork Oil?
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Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.
Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.
I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.
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Random Words:
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The term for anyone who fucks really, really fat chicks(250+) on a regular basis.
Dude, you've been sleeping with her for months; ..
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An insult derived from the italian word 'veloce' meaning fast and douche.
velocedouche is a very cool word coined by myself
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