Pork Pistol

What is Pork Pistol?


1.

the goods between a mans legs.

except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

See shlong, wang, dick, tallywacker


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