Pork Ranger

What is Pork Ranger?


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An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.

Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!


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