What is Pork Scotch Barbecue?
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A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?
Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?
Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
Random Words:
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The lethargic and sometimes painful state reached after one has consumed too much food.
If you are schlaunskied you might stare into em..
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1.A phobia person - scared of many things
2.A real nice person
Cows, Jarjar from Star Wars, clowns,milk,fireworks,headless chickens
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a very exagerated statement to describe somthing.
propa) asin propa
nuff) asin nuff
small) sarcasm, meaning rather large
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