What is Pork Scotch Music?
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The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.
Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
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