Pork Scotch Music

What is Pork Scotch Music?


1.

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.

Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.


0

Random Words:

1. A shortened saying of the sentence, "You know what I'm talking about?". "I got that bitch last night. Numtombaut?&q..
1. sleepnapget some sleep i'm gonna catch some zees i.e. i,m going to get some sleep 2. a suffix put on the end of inanimate object..
1. a girl with a pimply ass, or a very greasy/not pleasing to appearance kind of ass. the word is put together to imply the person needs to..