Pork Scotch Pizzas

What is Pork Scotch Pizzas?


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The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.

MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

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