Pork Scotch Sandals

What is Pork Scotch Sandals?

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

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70's Tangle

1. when two people who don't shave their pubes (most likely from a time like the 70's) are having sex, and their pubes get knotte..

The Piece

1. Getting head, a blow job. Mike-"you trying to get the piece tonight?" Doug-"yeah i need my dick sucked" See Doug..

Frboopie

1. (N.) (V.) (Av.) (Adj.) Frboopie: 1. An exclamation which should be directed towards an event to which no other response is appropriate/..

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