Pork Scotch Sandals

What is Pork Scotch Sandals?

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

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A-dubs

1. A frickin' sweet group of 2 peeps who's in it fo life, and neva stop representin'. Man, I wish I was as cool as A-Dubs. ..

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