Pork Scotch Sandals

What is Pork Scotch Sandals?

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

See security guard

Heterosexable

1. Having the quality of physical attractiveness "That girl was mad heterosexable with her pretty face and long legs." See fine..

Yuler

1. another name for a cigarette Hey man, can i get a yuler from you ? Hey man, give me a yuler... <usually said when intoxicated> ..

[smoshed]

1. killing a bug with extreme rage dude,he smoshedthat bug and sent guts flying everywhere See smush, kill, obliterate, dominate..

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