Pork Scotch Sandals

What is Pork Scotch Sandals?

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

See security guard

Unipwned

1. when a great horned one totally fucking owns you! pony: "man, i am totally your bitch." unicorn (whilst putting giant unicor..

Red And Blue

1. The police. Slow down, I see the red and blue got a speed trap up there. 2. The act of taking one's cellular phone, while high, ..

Zookakke

1. A sexual act in which you will need the following animals: An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama. The reciever of a zookakke must ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Pork Scotch Sandals Edit Meaning