What is Pork Scotch Shades?
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Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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It's where you cut a hole in the box, put your penis in it, and make someone open the box
Jack just totally junk in the boxed me, ..
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said originally by lan partridge, this means to be very good
'how are you today alan'
'classic queen'..
