What is Pork Scotch Shades?
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Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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An oxymoronic person demonstrating hyperactive laziness.
A hypersloth accomplishes very little, rapidly. Or vice-versa.
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The sudden overthrow of a government by a large group of cows. A troublesome issue in places like Wisconsin, where there are more cows ..
