What is Pork Scotch Shades?
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Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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A fun thing to put on your head at parties...
Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken&apo..
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.see Adam And Eve
Eve was the original hot slut!
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"gotta get me some of that original poontang"..
