What is Pork Scotch Shades?
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Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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try this: curl into a ball and suck yourself. congrats, ur performing autofelatio
"DUDE that's SICK! He's givin himself..
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A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.
If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinu..
