What is Pork Scotch Shades?
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Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
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A variation of the ever so common "cool story, bro" used to express angst or boredom towards a story.
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A term used to dexcribe someone who is an idiot by wearing/ owning everything that is blue. Not to be confused with the blue man group.
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