What is Pork Scotch Trousers?
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Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
Random Words:
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An avowal of minimal excitement.
Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese...
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Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.
You playing in the majors man?
Fuckin ..