What is Pork Scotch Trousers?
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Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
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Random Words:
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A fear of anything Islamic.
Such as presuming that all islamic chaps are terrorists in training.
Americans have been accused of Islam..
