Pork Scotch Trousers

What is Pork Scotch Trousers?


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Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.

What the hell is fatboy wearing?

Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.

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