What is Pork Scotch Trousers?
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Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.
What the hell is fatboy wearing?
Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.
<snore>
Random Words:
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To high five your fried/partner during a threesome to celebrate your sexual accomplishment.
So you and your friend got really shitfaced..
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A very smart, sexy, kissable, kind, sweet, yummy, caring, funny, goofy, cool guy i know.
"I want my Erwin Tejos now!"..
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Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose
Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.
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Every man has a shotgun ..
