Pork Scratchings

What is Pork Scratchings?


1.

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,

you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid

Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i

john: tah

See pork scratchings, fat

2.

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.

pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!

go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

See porky, connor, matthew

3.

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also knobcheese

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

See Teaboy


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