Pork Slap

What is Pork Slap?

Slapping another person usually a women across the face with your penis.

Shit , she just got pork slapped so hard it left a mark! That bruise won't go away for a while.

Two men slap their flaccid penises together. The person who achieves an erection first wins. He then gets to pork the other guy in the butt.

Greg and James had a pork slap earlier. Greg won, and James is sore.

See sex, homosexual, sex act, dick

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