What is Pork Slap?
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Slapping another person usually a women across the face with your penis.
Shit , she just got pork slapped so hard it left a mark! That bruise won't go away for a while.
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Two men slap their flaccid penises together. The person who achieves an erection first wins. He then gets to pork the other guy in the butt.
Greg and James had a pork slap earlier. Greg won, and James is sore.
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To gesture towards a camera via the use of ones groinal regions (see crotch). Often used by BBC News readers aka Dermot Murnaghan!
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When a male shaves a girl's pubic hair and stuffs the trimmings up her rectum with his penis.
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