Pork Stories

What is Pork Stories?

1. Any stories involving sex, attempts to have sex, or failures related to sex.

2. A fratire author who tells stories consistent with definition 1.

Remember that Brazillian tranny we met at the mega club last night? Sit down, because boy do I have the pork story of pork stories for you!

See tucker max, fratire, maddox

W00tles

1. Another way to say w00t. W00tles, GG's. Used in ETQW. See wootles, w00t..

Zaboona

1. a zaboona is a type of a blob, i.e. a fat cock. oh my god you pork pie look at your zaboona is fucking masssive lad!..

W0+3

1. new term for w00t usually followed by the punctuation "!!1111,111.11!!!" or some close combination "w0+3 i pwoned that d..

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