What is Pork Swords?
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Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."
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An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.
Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.
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