Pork Tornado

What is Pork Tornado?


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1. When a male thrusts his sweaty scrotum into the folds of a overweight womans labia, twisting in a counter-clockwise motion 360 degrees, causing intense pleasure/thoughts of food to the fat chick. Weird!

2. When a dude drops his raging, pulsating boner, into a blender and presse "Frappe".

"Yo man, that bitch just got pork tornado'd. No wonder she is slugging back dounuts!"

"Yeah, i heard about Matt. He did the prok tornado once and now he can have no babies!"


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