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1. When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage. John, your netarded! Google..

1. One who has plastic hair and occasionally fills in on A Current Affair, Channel 9 Australia Hey what is up with your Ray Martin hairsty..