Porkapolypse

What is Porkapolypse?

Noun. Conjugation of the words pork and apocalypse. The sad state of affairs when the swine, probably zombified, shall inherit the world.

Guy: Where were *you* when Porkapolypse '09 began?

Girl: Frying some bacon

The swine influenza ushered in the porkapolypse and the downfall of civilization.

See apocalypse, pork, rapture

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