Porkchop Patrol

What is Porkchop Patrol?

1.

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:

The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:

Sir is the your bag of crack I found

in your ass?

Citizen:

No.

Porkchop Patrol:

Then whose is it?

Citizen:

It aint mine

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