Porkeling

What is Porkeling?

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

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1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.

2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.

3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

See snorkeling, muff diving, snorkelling, sex, intercourse, fucking, rooting

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