Porkeling

What is Porkeling?


1.

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

See porkeling

2.

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.

2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.

3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

See snorkeling, muff diving, snorkelling, sex, intercourse, fucking, rooting


4

Random Words:

1. A Brazilian homonym that describes a woman with a hot body and a busted face. To call a woman a "half mouth" is to say her bod..
1. The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK mass..
1. v. To urinate on something. Wow, that piece of equipment is all wet! Someone probably R Kelly'd it. See pee, urine, r kelly, pis..