Porkermac

What is Porkermac?


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A porkermac, a garment used as a groundsheet when fucking an ugly obese women in an open field.

"I used my donkey jacket as a porkermac and stuck it under her fat arse stop my knees getting shity"

See munter, pig, porker, slag, cunt


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