Porkfolio

What is Porkfolio?


1.

- Your collection of women you've porked much like that of an artist with thier portfolio

- Usually kept in your mind not an actual object

As you can see from my credentials in my porkfolio i am more than qualified to bang you

See portfolio, black book

2.

A porkfolio is a compilation of previous individuals whom you have engaged in copulatory acts with. Similar to "another notch in the ole belt".

Dude #1- "See that chick over there?"

Dude #2- "Ya, I see her."

Dude #1- "I'd like to add her to my porkfolio"

See belt, garage, portfolio


36

Random Words:

1. The act of crapping on someone's laundry. Jeremy is an asshole, so I left him a dark load in his hamper. See crap, shit, laundry,..
1. when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday. Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!" Cindy: "Oh ..
1. A horrible poet with great stage presense. Any person who uses more than 20 different words ending with "-ied" in their poem...