Porkhorn

What is Porkhorn?

A normal, non-erect penis that can easily flop around freely. Usually visible on track runners.

"I could totally see Larry's porkhorn flapping around when he went on his morning jog"

See floppy cock, limp dick, flaccid, softy

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