What is Porkid?
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a porkid is a croos between a porpoise and an orchid, commonly found in mountinous regions, usually lazy and in need of a holesome supply of watery joy. delights of muching upon a qwuince every now and then but the main delicassie is a squid fool. also rather sexually active from birth.
guy: so yea i was just round this porkids house the other day, yea we fucked and well you know
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