What is Porking?
1.
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.
1b. I really wanna make a
Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my
RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm...Pork ...
2.
sexual intercourse.
"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"
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3.
to want to have sex with someone hard
i'm gunna give sally a right good porking
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4.
A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money
So what do you guys want to do?
Let's go porking!
Alright, winner gets $100.
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5.
to get a good dicking!
6.
To pick up fat
no boose?
its okay lets go porking
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7.
To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.
Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).
Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.
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