Porklift

What is Porklift?


1.

The act of bending your arms in such a way that it forms a 90 degree angle like the prongs of a forklift then, from behind, inserting your arm prongs under the arms of a woman beside her breasts and then lifting her up.

Note: Works better on a "porky" woman.

He just porklifted her.

See forklift, rape, buttsex, flirting

2.

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"

Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"

Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

See hand job, woodie, jerkoff, hard dick


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