What is Porklift?
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The act of bending your arms in such a way that it forms a 90 degree angle like the prongs of a forklift then, from behind, inserting your arm prongs under the arms of a woman beside her breasts and then lifting her up.
Note: Works better on a "porky" woman.
He just porklifted her.
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When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.
Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."
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