Porkpie

What is Porkpie?


1.

Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.

The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.

Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.

Can be abbreviated to 'pied.

More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.

J: Hey mate, how's it goin?

M:

J: Porkpied!

M: Was I porkpieing you?

J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer

M: OK OK, no need to get eggy

See MS

2.

a hat

The rude boys all sportin their porkpie caps.

See porkpie, hat, ska, rudeboy, skinhead

3.

vagina

Her porkpie is soo hairy.

4.

ladies vagina after festival. Crunchy on the outside, like jelly on the inside

my porkpies a bit itchy


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