What is Porkslap?
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It is the sound made from balls slapping against a fat chicks ass when fucking her doggy style. It is also known for being a delicious farmhouse pale ale.
Dude, Roger was drunk as fuck last night and all I heard was porkslaps coming from his room.
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A full porkslap is when two people drop their pants and sandwich another person by slapping them with their bare bottoms simultaneously.
Mark and Cole porkslapped Matt by hitting him in the head with their bare asses at the same time.
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From "Pork Slap Ale", the Porkslap award is awarded to someone who fucks a fat chick. It consists of a six pack of Pork Slap ale, filled with cement, mounted on a wooden plaque.
If the porkslap award was around at the time, Jerm would have won it for fucking Bacon.
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