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1. A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't,..

1. when your friend takes the girl you love to a bar and gets with her well man.... thanks for pulling that full peter move last night wit..

1. a very small garden gnome. We went to Walmart's garden center to look for znyppgrovv's to adorn our garden. See Pimp Juice..