Porkums Edit Meaning

1. Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result. 1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said..

1. whenever anyone fucks up or says anything stupid. all alcohol, weed, mushrooms, and pornography go to Jon. victor: i think its time to ..

1. the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex. Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks...