Porkums Edit Meaning

1. a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-) Danny: Hi, wanna fawk? Chick: No...

1. A sarcastic way to defeat the prudish purpose of the phrase "F word", most notably to catch people off guard. Can also be used..

1. A female who is just horrid enough to only want to elbowfuck her and not stick yer dick in. Is Steve's friend Judy hot? Not reall..