What is Porn Ass Sheet Streak?
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A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.
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