Porn Baby

What is Porn Baby?


1.

When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."

When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampiescene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.

See porn, baby, sex, birth control, condom

2.

when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.

Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?"

Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex."

Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"

See eggs, cow, fag, cat, log


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