Porn Dive

What is Porn Dive?


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The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.

The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."

See porn, dive, masturbation, privacy, secret


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