What is Porn Dive?
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The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."
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Someone who is always late for functions.
SO QUARTER-FLASH! She missed the whole movie!
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Someone who is always la..