What is Porn Dive?
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The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.
The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."
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a person who says dumb and stupid things or acts like a loser.
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One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchand..
