Porn Grade Edit Meaning

1. on the verge of shitting oneself. Short for having a turtlehead poking out. Dude, where's the bathroom, I'm turtlin bad! See..

1. a fart that smells like moldy fried eggs I was in the sauna with my girlfriend when I learned quite unexpectedy, that she had a case of..

1. The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands. Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me..