Porn Guru

What is Porn Guru?


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a person who is able to find the good porn on a website before it finishes loading.

Dave: Ok go!

Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!

Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!

Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.

Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!

Lance: PWN3D!

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