What is Porn Guru?
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a person who is able to find the good porn on a website before it finishes loading.
Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
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