Porn Hands

What is Porn Hands?


1.

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.

Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!

Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?

Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.


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