What is Porn Pig?
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Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.
He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.
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