Porn Potato

What is Porn Potato?


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A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.

Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"

Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"

Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"

Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"

See potato, porn, lazy, jerk, porno


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